Hi, my name is Jamie. I party hard with my cats and food.
every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
how does my mom expect me to get married one day doesn’t marriage involve the guy liking you back
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help